Humbug, I say! And, bah!

It's not so much that I don't like Christmas. It's just, they make it so darn tough to get presents for them. I mean, most of them are like "oh, you need to keep your money." "You don't have to get me anything." And junk like that.

And, of course, they're right.

I'm broke and work is going to slow down soon and I'll get broker.

But that's not the point. These people - they've been good to me. More than I deserve, I think.

And while I'm crap for remembering birthdays and stuff I can remember Christmas and even if I can't spend much on them, I wanna get them something and it sure would be nice if they'd slide some ideas my way.