Do You Breathe?

All right. I'm sitting, catching up on the FARK headlines when a commercial comes on TV:

"Attention! Do you use oxygen?

Does the word "duh" mean anything to you? I'm not breathing Cool Whip, here.

Ranks right up there with the sleeping pill commercials that says the pills "may cause drowsiness." IT'S A FREAKIN' SLEEPING PILL!!! Drowsiness shouldn't be a darn side-effect, it's the pill's whole purpose for being!!


Sheesh.....